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CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms
CD-ROM: Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in Months.
PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms.
ISDN: It Still Does Nothing.
SCSI: System Can't See It.
MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed.
DOS: Defunct Operating System.
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too.
PnP: Plug and Pray.
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity.
IBM: I Blame Microsoft.
DEC: Do Expect Cuts.
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.
CA: Constant Acquisitions.
COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language.
LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Parentheses.
MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
WYSIWYMGIYRRLAAGW: What You See Is What You Might Get If You're Really Really Lucky And All Goes CIA - Computer Industry Acronyms
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