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Assignment 1A
My name is yournamehere and I attend Knoxville Junior High.

Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream "Oh my God! They've found me!" and bolt.

1. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you.
    
• When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can't get the silly thing to work. After he or she has turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, and repeat the process for a good half hour.
   
2. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you with an evil stare.
• Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it's set up with.
3. Unplug the machine. Pretend the end is a microphone. After a rousing chorus of “Kum-Ba-Yah”, start tying again as if nothing happened.
    
4. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn't work.