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Assignment 1B
My name is yournamehere and I attend Knoxville Junior High. Go Blue!

Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab!!!

1. "DISK FIGHT!!!"
2. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets.
• Type by hitting the keys with the straw.
3. If you're sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" whenever there is processing time required.
4. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 disc drive, when it doesn't work, get the supervisor.
5. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those.
6. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it’s all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line.
• Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer's Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.)
7. Borrow someone else's keyboard by reaching over, saying "Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?" Unplug the keyboard and take it.
• Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions.
8. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking.