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My name is yournamehere and I attend Knoxville Junior High. Go Blue!

Ways to Mess With People in a Computer Lab!!!

1. Write a program that plays the "Smurfs" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again.
• Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.
2. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files.
3. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray     "Ohplease…ohplease…ohplease…ohplease," and scream "YES!" when it finishes.
4. Assign a musical note to every key (i.e. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc...). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way.
5. Attempt to eat your computer's mouse. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun.
• When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best.
• Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab.